Saint Patricks day has come and gone. Anyone out there have any special St. Paddy's day traditions other than "wearin' the green"?
We're pretty low key here but I do usually try to turn some sort of food green without the kids seeing and claim complete and utter ignorance as to how it has occurred. This year it was the scrambled eggs. I put the green food coloring in the pan when nobody was around. I made sure they were all nearby while I scrambled the eggs in my handy magic bullet. I just LOVE a good infomercial gadget. :)
They were regular ol' yellow. Then I poured them in the pan and gasped and jumped back from the pan so they'd come running right then and see they'd magically turned green before our very eyes. It was good stuff. Good stuff.
Later those pesky leprechauns turned our toilet water green. It even flushed green.... That stumped 'em. I even got Jake a little flustered over that one.
Mason was my big believer this year. He was so cute in his earnest belief of the little green men. On the way home from school he said emphatically "my teacher says if you CATCH a leprechaun they HAVE to give you 3 wishes!!!!" That's so cool."
Later he was quizzing me about trampolines. It went something like this...
Mason: How much does a trampoline cost?
me: oh.. I don't know... maybe $200 to $300.....
Mason: Can we get one?
me: No, Dad and I don't' want a trampoline.
Mason: but if I had 30 thousand million bucks I could get one right!!
Me: sure... (feeling pretty confident he's not going to GET 30 thousand million bucks anytime soon)
It's quiet for a while... Mason is thinking some serious thoughts..... He starts talking again but not to me... It was more that kind of "to self muttering" when one thinks out loud because they have hit upon an idea so stupendous they can not contain it within any longer. you've all had those moments right? Your chin drops as you realize the answer is so simple! and it was right in front of you the whole time....
Mason: okay... first I got to catch a leprechaun....
Then I wish for 30 thousand million bucks
then I go buy a trampoline.
Now why didn't I think of that? Eureka!
note to self:
okay... first I got to catch a leprechaun...
Then I wish for 30 thousand million bucks
Then I go buy a new car, pay off the house, hire a personal trainer, send out for some Jenny Craig and hit Nordstroms.
oh.. wait... there's a snag... Always a snag... I have to wait a whole year until NEXT March 17th to put my plan into action but then.... THEN... we're gonna be just fine.