summer one liners and big windy's

Sitting in the backyard swing with Rachel enjoying the uncharacteristically cool summer evening... and she says:

"If I were a monkey and I lived in utah... I would live in that (pointing at a tree in the next yard) tree! Doesn't it look like a good Monkey tree?!" *contemplative pause* "I'm sure the Kratzers wouldn't mind me eating the plums in their yard. And we really should plant a banana tree!!!"

Cousin Bethany while eating a popsicle:

"It just isn't summer if your tongue isn't purple!"

Mason: "Carson and I found 15 beetles each!!!!"

Mom: Is that a true story?

Mason: *looks away, tries not to smile* "well, Carson and I found and smashed 4 beetles each!!"

Mom: Is that a true story?

Mason:*looks away, tries not to smile* "Well, Carson and I were looking for beetles but all we saw was that 1 dead one that you saw."

Mom: Is that a true story?

Mason: YES! That is a true story!

(wrote down the quote but not the speaker...)

We had a very wet summer. It rained most of June.....

Unknown Bocanegra child: "I feel like a wet slug"

Unknown Bocanegra Child: *disgusted expression* "It's like singing in the rain"

Mom: "I thought you liked singing in the rain"

UBC: "not when I get wet"